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食在宇宙(序)

從三鍋湯談起

第212次知識尋求


【餐廳用餐的有趣經驗】

昨天晚上我們在一家餐廳用餐,有三鍋湯。

我周圍的人就知道,我總是說 「我們厭倦了吃同樣的動物,雞肉啦...魚肉,羊肉,豬肉或其他。」我們需要創造出新的動物….


我走近3鍋湯。上面寫,「雞湯」。

我說:「OK,我的猶太血統告訴我,雞湯是好東西。」

所以我想,「我來嚐一些雞湯。」他們稱為「安息日的晚餐」。

於是我用勺子舀湯,我想「這湯有點奇怪,有魚在裏頭。」

我把服務生叫過來:「你們發明了一種叫做「雞魚」的新動物嗎?」

他說:「不,不,不,這是魚湯。」

「這是雞湯呀」。我說:「不然,你看,有魚在裏頭,不會是雞湯。」

「不,不,不」他試著向我說明。

我說,「你發明出新動物,我之前沒看過的。」


然後,我們又打開下一鍋,是紅色的,像是上面說「紅色的什麼魚湯」之類的。

我說,「你看,是紅色的......」然後引發一陣討論。


於是他們暫緩供應,直到餐廳搞清楚這三鍋到底是甚麼湯,以及其中一鍋還有花椰菜。

他說,「這是花椰菜。」

我說,「我們知道。」

「沒有謊言,沒有欺騙。」

「正是花椰菜,但這個新動物叫什麼來著?」

「雞魚湯」。

「那這個咧?」

「哦,那是紅鯛魚湯。」

鯛魚是一種魚,


所以我說,「你們供應兩種都是魚湯」。


不管怎樣,大家都不吃了,然後......主廚來了,他們討論很久「到底發生了什麼事?」最後他們發現,他們放錯標籤。有人從外面拿錯標籤,所以,雞魚湯其實是魚湯,而紅鯛魚湯其實是番茄雞湯,沒有標示對。


然後,我們大笑,我說,「現在,你能想像,在太空,我們想品嚐新的動物,新的魚類,我們得看看它們長怎樣?當我們拿取他們的靈魂,吃它們時?然後,他們的靈魂會影響我們的靈魂」。74:00 - 74:07


那些自以為是素食者,你知道我對素食主義者的看法嗎?

(待續)


圖: 抱歉,找不到相應的圖片,以五鍋湯的圖暫代,跟文稍有不符



Eating in the universe (preface)

It's all starting from 3 pots of soups

ksw212


Few nights ago, sometimes ago.... Where it ... last night actually.... We were in a restaurant and there where 3 pots of soup.


And the people who are around me

they know I always says:


"We are fed up of eating this same animals, it's chicken, fish, lamb, pork or whatever."


We need to create a new animal and I walked into this, 3 pots of soup. And in front of it, it says, "Chicken Soup".


I said, "Okay and my Jewish blood tells me,

chicken soup is a good thing."


So I thought, "I'lI try some chicken soup."

They call it the 'Shabbat Dinner'.

So, I put my ladle in to get the soup out, 

and I thought "that's a strange soup, it's a fish in it."


I called the guy said, "Have you created a new animal called, 'chicken-fish' ?"


He said, "No, no, no, this is a fish soup."

"This is the chicken soup".


I said, "No, look guy, it's a fish in it, it cannot be it."


"No, no, no", He tried to convince me.


I said, "you created a new animal here, not that I haven't seen before."


Then, we opened the next pot, it was red and it looked like a, and it says ..."Red", something, "Fish Soup".


And I said, " look it is red"...and then there was a discussion.


They wouldn't serve anybody till they found what they put in this 3 pots.


And one was a cauliflower."

He says, "This is a cauliflower."

I says, "we know that."


"There is no lying in it, there is no cheating."


"This is a cauliflower, but what's this new animal called?"

"Chicken-fish Soup".

" And, what is this one?"

"Oh, It was the Red Snapper soup."


Snapper is a fish, so I said,"You got two soup-fishes".


Anyway, everybody stopped eating and then the...


The Chef came and they went through a lot of discussion - What's going on?


At the end they found out, they put the labels the wrong way. But somebody has brought a wrong label from outside in,


So, the chicken soup fish was actually a fish soup. The Red Snapper soup was a chicken soup with the tomato in, but they didn't bring it out the right way.


So, we have a good laugh and I said,


"Now, can you imagine, in Space we're trying to taste new animals, new fishes, do we need to, to see how they are? Or, do we take their Souls … when we take them, when we eat them?


And, then their Soul affects our Soul".


Those of you who, think you are vegetarian

and you know my opinion about the vegetarian?


To be continued



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